Friday, June 27, 2008

Keep your kid away from this 'bad' 11 video games




7 Sins

Let's not kid ourselves. Money, fame and nice girls make for a better life! Your objective in this 7 sins game is simple:starting out with nothing, use your many talents to climb and claw your way to the top of the heap and grab what everyone in Apple City craves:Power. Don't forget, without ambition you're nothing... But if you are not smart, forget about being ambitious.
To give the game some credit, the main story mode does offer some replayability for anyone desperate to know exactly what happens to the lead character. After the brief tutorial you land a job working in a fashion shop and must earn a certain amount of sales by utilizing as many sins as you dare. Basically that means shagging anyone that moves by sweet talking them and by asking the right questions, at the right time, and getting them to buy expensive items from the shop in this game. Complete the shop level and you'll move on (but essentially have similar missions to complete).


Artificial Girl 2 (H Game)
An adult-oriented game where you create a (artificial) female-girl character (choosing everything from hair style to skin tone to make-up use to to breast size) and then wander around a tropical island with her. The girl you create will follow you around, and interact with you in a variety of ways. You can take showers and baths with her, play with her, have romantic entourages with her, and much much more! If you are successful in treating her well and making her happy, she will even go out of her way to please you through incredibly satisfying methods!
There is some wet effect when her body touch the water.


Battle rap*er
Hentai fighting game, only this time with the added bonus of in-game groping and molestation.That's right. Battle rap*er pits 6 fighters against each other in a one-on-one fighting tournament. The game is your basic Tekken-clone, except there are power-ups randomly spawned through the arena and that when your power gauge grows large enough, you can unleash a series of super grapples in which you get to fondle your opponent in a sexually explicit manner for some extra "damage".
Graphics are fully polygonal, which allows the game to take the clothes off the models whenever they receive enough damage as well as providing smooth animation and giving you the option to freely pan the camera.
Game modes include a single, vs and story mode which introduces each fight with fully voice-acted still-screen cutscenes (think Bloody Roar). Also available as in any hentai game worthy of the name is an "Extra mode" from which you get to see (provided you unlock them) CGI artwork for each character, pre-rendered movies and a real-time hentai sequence in which you get to choose what to do to each girl's model without needing to fight them.


BIKO 3
The third game in Biko series is once again a 3D "stalking simulator". You control Takumi, an ordinary Japanese guy who likes following and observing pretty girls. Your goal is to "conquer" five girls, in one of the two possible ways: either to have a relationship with them and to win their love, or to stalk them successfully and to rap*e them. To do that, you have to walk, run, and crouch in order to remain unnoticed for a certain time.

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude brings the raunchy humor series to a new console, for a new generation! Larry Laffer was the likeable loser whose funny sexual misadventures were best-sellers at the start of Computer gaming. Larry's nephew is also named Larry, and he's in the same situation as his uncle: Every time he tries to meet a girl, things go badly. When a reality TV show comes to his campus, young Larry sets out to win the big prize by getting all the girls he can!
Features:
- Adult-themed adventure game
- Play as the college-attending nephew of the '80s-era Leisure Suit Larry character
- Players roam a fully-realized college campus trying to romance coeds
- Conversation, dancing, and other types of minigames help you rack up points with the ladies


Lula: The Sexy Empire? or Wet - The Sexy Empire?
After holding a bank and shooting guards, your two criminal buddies abandon you out in the middle of the desert, taking all the loot with them.
This is where you start the game: In a quiet desert town, almost broke, and with the FBI on your heels. You meet up with Lula, an aspiring 'actress', and together decide to make your ways to the top.
In the first part of the game you're in the small town, making enough money in a few days to buy a new identity, and evade the advancing FBI net, by taking photos and films of Lula in the nearby hotel. Once you get enough money, you decide to go into proper business for yourselves.
The second part consists of you setting up a movie-making business, hiring and firing staff, generating sexy film 'plots', setting up cutting and editing facilities, and haggling for the best distribution deals until you are able to be a distributor yourself. Build up money here and we advance to the final section of the game.
Having made it in the movie-business, you now set up sex stores across the country, dealing more in resource-management and advertising until you're able to generate enough money to launch the Lula television satellite into orbit - the final aim of the game.


Rap*elay

As much as I wish rap*eLay were an awesome hentai shooter starring an enormous naked lava man (he would attack by lobbing volcanic volleys of sperm), it's not. rap*eLay is a disturbing rap*e simulator developed by the same misogynistic dickheads who brought us Battle rap*er 2 which, oddly enough, didn't contain any actual rap*e.
I think they're making up for that. I think they've overcompensated.
Game creative staff rap*eTeam Illusion certainly didn't make any effort to hide the nature of their latest "work". rap*eLay's creepy cover shows defiant schoolgirl Aoi trying to protect her tearful little sister from two menacing, outstretched hands.


Playboy: The Mansion
Live the life of Hugh Hefner. That's what Playboy: The Mansion promises. It invites you to walk the halls of the infamous Playboy Mansion, a wildly hot babe on each arm, and erect a publishing empire second to none. As Hugh, you'll throw nightly parties full of socialites and topless women, form million-dollar contracts and rub shoulders with some of America's biggest characters. As Hugh, you'll command a loyal staff of journalists, photographers, executives and models, all of whom you can befriend or fire on a whim. Lastly, you'll command the affections of almost every woman who dares step through your front door.
Life, for Hugh, is good. Too bad it's just not very fun. For all that real Hugh has going for him, virtual Hugh can't seem to escape the pedestrian lifestyle of your average Sim. True, Playboy: The Mansion bombards you with wide array of digital boobies, but sex in-game holds the same appeal as clipping your toenails. You can expand your mansion and stuff it with big-screen TVs and a $24,000 DJ station, but it never captures the eclectic pizzazz of the real thing. Or even of a similar game, for that matter. Take the Urbz, for example, a flawed yet oddly charming title that did a pretty decent job of distilling the essence of the urbanite lifestyle.


SINGLES 2: TRIPLE TROUBLE
Romantic comedy SINGLES 2: TRIPLE TROUBLE involves three young singles who share an apartment in the city. Having had a rough year, the player moves into their new apartment, little knowing that an ex of theirs is currently living there. Could it get any worse (trouble)? With no where else to go, they have to make the best of a bad situation. Is the fire of love really dead, or can the embers be rekindled? Would they want them too, when the new flat mate is a stunner? How can they put on the charms, without getting a grilling from the ex?

X-Change 3
In X-Change 3, you are Takuya Aihara, the hero/heroine of our story. You've been blessed with a very interesting life: several years ago you were changed a girl through bizarre chemistry accidents, not once but twice. Now as you approach your final year of university with faithful girlfriend Asuka at your side, you almost get nostalgic thinking about those crazy days you spent as a girl.
Until it happens again, that is: that troublesome Kouji, still trying to get your female persona in the sack, secretly gets Asami Satoh to whip up some of the sex-change potion and tricks you into drinking it! It'll be harder than ever for you to change back into your male self this time (for the 3 rd times), but you've got no choice: you have to find a way to change back before your female body becomes permanent. Although Asuka is one of the most understanding women in the world, there's no way she'll stay with you as a girl -- that's just not her thing.
As you start another round of bizarre sexual adventures in your female body, the whole gang is back: your twisted sister Natsumi, who loves to tease you; your smart senpai Asami; even the endlessly experimenting Chisato. With an even richer and more complex game story than last time, you'll have loads of fun exploring college life in your new female body. Where will it all end?

3D Sex Villa
3D Sex Villa is a virtual sex game or simulator, placing computer generated "people" with very lifelike body language and responses (but still looking distinctly artificial in 3D, we'll probably have to wait another 5-10 for realism in this area) in 3D-villa enviroments where you can interact with them and make them interact (alright, let's just go ahead and translate that interact thing to "fuck") with each other through a number of different sex toys, and preset poses/positions.
Aside from the large assortment of toys and sexual positions, there's also ample opportunity to dress up the virtual ladies in a bunch of sexy outfits, as well as modify or "enhance" various parts of their anatomy.

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